Happy Birthday Mom
Warning: Sappiness to come, read at your own risk.
Since this is my page and I can do whatever I want, I’m sending out birthday wishes to my Mom. Happy Birthday! Thanks so much for everything you’ve done for me, I’m more grateful than you’ll ever know. I love you.

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awww, shucks … you sure know how to make a mom feel good. I love you too, bubba schnoo
You know, these are public comments, if you could refrain from using bubba schnoo in the future I’d appreciate it.
gotta take the bad with the good babe…