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Ever wish you could easily skip through those automated customer service telephone menus?

July 1, 2005 | RSS | EMAIL | PRINT | 0 COMMENTS

I ran across this list of shortcuts to automated phone systems (via Jon Udell) and thought it was too good not to post. How many times have we all been stuck on a phone wading through number after number trying to speak to a customer service rep. What's even worse is those ones where you speak your problem because it's almost like you're being laughed at. It's like the customer service people are in the background saying, "we know you want to talk to us, now not only do you have to navigate a maze, but you have to do it by talking to an obnoxious computer voice . . . MWAHAHAHAHA." Seriously, it's awful.

What really gets me though, is the listing for Compaq, which, unfortunately, offers no tips. I can't tell you how many times I sat on the phone, heart rate increasing by the minute, trying to get on the phone with a Compaq customer service rep. Only to have them tell me they didn't know what was wrong with my computer, or, my personal favorite, that although I had purchased an extended warranty good for three years, they did not have it on record.

Damn you Compaq! Damn you to hell!

[Deep breath.]

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