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Knowledgeable Poop

A look into the synonyms for knowledge uncovers an unlikely match.

August 18, 2005 | RSS | EMAIL | PRINT | 3 COMMENTS

I was doing some copywriting work today and I headed over to Thesaurus.com to look up synonyms for the word knowledge. This is the list that it returned:
ability, accomplishments, acquaintance, apprehension, attainments, awareness, cognition, comprehension, consciousness, dirt, discernment, doctrine, dogma, dope, education, enlightenment, erudition, expertise, facts, familiarity, goods, grasp, inside story, insight, instruction, intelligence, judgment, know-how, learning, light, lore, observation, philosophy, picture, poop, principles, proficiency, recognition, scholarship, schooling, science, scoop, substance, theory, tuition, wisdom
When I read the list one word really jumped out at me.

I never knew "poop" was a synonym for knowledge.

Did you?

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1Richard MacManus

The Knowledge Management field will not be pleased to hear that - Poop Management anyone?

August 19, 2005

2Laju

so yes I'm a nerd who reads too much, but "poop" in that sense is more like gossip or inside information about something. And no, I will not use it in a sentence.

In other news, I'm back in NYC, living in Chelsea and can't wait to see you all opening day. It's been a long summer without you guys.

August 19, 2005

3Noah Brier

Shit, you're right:

From Dictionary.com: "Inside information: She gave me all the poop on the company party."

I'm impressed Laju.

August 19, 2005