Knowledgeable Poop
I was doing some copywriting work today and I headed over to Thesaurus.com to look up synonyms for the word knowledge. This is the list that it returned:
ability, accomplishments, acquaintance, apprehension, attainments, awareness, cognition, comprehension, consciousness, dirt, discernment, doctrine, dogma, dope, education, enlightenment, erudition, expertise, facts, familiarity, goods, grasp, inside story, insight, instruction, intelligence, judgment, know-how, learning, light, lore, observation, philosophy, picture, poop, principles, proficiency, recognition, scholarship, schooling, science, scoop, substance, theory, tuition, wisdom
When I read the list one word really jumped out at me.
I never knew “poop” was a synonym for knowledge.
Did you?

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The Knowledge Management field will not be pleased to hear that – Poop Management anyone?
so yes I’m a nerd who reads too much, but “poop” in that sense is more like gossip or inside information about something. And no, I will not use it in a sentence.
In other news, I’m back in NYC, living in Chelsea and can’t wait to see you all opening day. It’s been a long summer without you guys.
Shit, you’re right:
From Dictionary.com: “Inside information: She gave me all the poop on the company party.”
I’m impressed Laju.