TAG: funny
The Art of Indie Music in Commericals
New York comedian Aziz Ansari breaks down the advertising music licensing business.
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The Ten Video Games That Should Be Movies (and the Directors Who Should Make Them)
Duck Hunt by Wes Anderson and Second Life by David Lynch may be my two favorites.
Tags: funny movies videogames lists
"You know Baby Got Back that anthemic early 90’s tribute to a woman’s behind? Well Sir Mix-A-Lot didnt have shit on this Biblically minded remake."
Tags: funny religion books video music
Baby versus daddy.
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"perfect for business cards, junk mail, obnoxious documents and postmodern philosophers."
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"experiments with hand lettering...a ongoing series based on spam subject lines in my mailbox"
Tags: funny spam art design typography
"Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture."
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"Put your shotgun where you can reach it, instead of some out of the way place where it does you no good!"
"Dear AT&T: Whenever you send me a service-related text message that says something like "now U can make international calls from UR phone," I want to punch you in the face."
Tags: funny mobile marketing copywriting
Font Talk with White and Sajak
"Sure, she gives too much love to Arial, but at least she bats sans-serif. And it's clear she's a Mac nerd. Sajak, for his part, deflects nicely."
Ahhh . . . the wonders of database humor.
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No Shirts at Improv Everywhere
Improv Everywhere takes on Abercrombie & Fitch
Tags: funny video nyc fashion culture
Stephen Colbert: I am running for president
"Stephen Colbert has announced his candidacy for president on "The Colbert Report," tossing his satirical hat into the ring of an already crowded race."
Theory: The life of a buzzword
"A buzzword is no black swan, but when one breaks out of the long tail into the short head and hits the tipping point it still makes me question the wisdom of the crowds. But because the world is flat, I've listed a freakonomical list . . . "
"The Onion neither publishes nor accepts letters from its readers. It is The Onion's editorial policy that the readers should have no voice whatsoever and that The Onion newspaper shall be solely a one-way conduit of information."
Tags: funny newspapers
Craigslist Meets WallStreet...Classic
An economic look at marrying rich.
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the songs I sing to my son as reviewed by an anonymous music critic
"As the only cover in this artist’s portfolio, Wheels [on the bus] pays homage to the previous generation and all that their songs made possible."
"Why waste your time staying informed when pretending to be informed is sooo much easier? Eric Ledgin gives you your weekly Talking Points."
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QVC aims to own 3.8% of alphabet
"But this short post isn’t really about QVC, or the absurdity of owning a letter. It’s about the absurdity of owning just about anything."
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My friends Kim and Adam are getting married, and in perfect geek fashion their wedding toppers are their Miis.
Tags: funny videogames food
That's What She Twittered T-Shirt
"In the old days, people had to guess what their friends were doing every 5 minutes. How'd we ever get by?"
"Music, a mode of creative expression consisting of sound and silence expressed through time, was given a 6.8 out of 10 rating in an review published Monday on Pitchfork Media, a well-known music-criticism website."
Tags: funny music journalism
"Introducing the Danger Squad Action Kickass Team! When you're in trouble and you'd rather call in a rogue group of vigilantes instead of the normal authorities, D.S.A.K.T. are your men." New series from Team Tiger Awesome.
"An animated tribute to the internet people of the world, wherever you may be. Animated by Dan Meth, with music by Dan Meth and Micah Frank."
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Segway World's Greatest Invention
"A spoof commercial produced in 2004 highlighting the Segway."
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"Philandering dwarves? Cherry pie allergies? Spatula-wielding neighbours? Trapped In The Closet has baffled and delighted its cult following. Chuck Klosterman salutes R Kelly's hip-hopera"
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
Why do so many Americans have trouble locating the US on a map? She's got all the answers.
Hard To Tell If Wikipedia Entry On Dada Has Been Vandalized Or Not
"There's a mustache drawn on the photo of Marcel Duchamp, the font size keeps changing, and halfway through, the type starts going in a circle. Also, the majority of the actual entry is made up of Krazy Kat cartoons . . . "
"For only $19.99 on Cafe Press, you can thumb your nose at the fashionsta flock while helping the environment."
Bob Keefe is not Fake Steve Jobs. But he is the "Intel Sticker Guy."
"The man who took the road less traveled by and, in a moment where he had the unprecedented chance to ask Steve Jobs any question ever, asked him about why Apple doesn’t put Intel stickers on Macs."
Tags: funny apple interviews
Fake Steve Jobs: "Now you've ruined the mystery of Fake Steve, robbing thousands of people around the world of their sense of childlike wonder. Hope you feel good about yourself, you mangina."
Tags: funny journalism blogs apple
That's right, beer cozies for your 40oz.
Lessons of "Simpsons" marketing: Clip and save
"These, in other words, are the “lessons� you can apply to your film or brand. I’m revealing them to you now! Are you ready? Here goes! You heard it here first!"
Tags: funny movies marketing television cartoon
This post brought to you by the numbers seven and twelve
"It has long been held that there are seven basic plots in literature. . . . So is it really the case that advertisements need twelve whole categories of their own (Slate), almost twice as many as either fiction or humour?"
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Guy on Subway Responds to iPhone
"Oh man, I gonna buy that shit now son. That shit be stunnin. I'm gonna buy that piece and stand on the corner late nights and just STUN. I ain't gonna even use that shit. I'm just gonna stun that shit on the block late nights know what I'm saying."
I'M IN UR NEWSPAPER WRITIN MAH COLUM
Rapidly spreading Web photo-posting phenomenon centers on felines with poor spelling
Tags: funny cats internet meme
"I take this time to contemplate how weird it is that, 20 years after 'Darling Nikki,' Prince is the one with the moral hang-ups, and Tipper is the one with the pothead son."
"This is like brand panhandling"
"David Pogue [of the New York Times] ditches his old cellphone for the iPhone in this sing-a-long sequel." Who said the old gray lady can't get down and have fun sometimes?
Tags: nytimes iphone video funny gadgets
"Out with the old and in with the iPhone. Everybody wants one. But not everybody’s going to get one!"
One of these things is not like the other
"Guess someone's got a web 2.0 strategy, but didn't hear about the naming conventions."
Is it a hamster or a prairie dog is the real question.
"The future is here and it's not an iPhone . . . it's a big ass table."
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Irish Goodbye: "Leaving the bar or anywhere for that matter, without closing niceties, like a kiss goodbye to that annoying girl or mentioning something to your friends"
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"Bison from upstate New York who are intimidated by other bison in their community also happen to intimidate other bison in their community." Head = exploded.
"Michele read a couple weblog entries and heard an NPR story about how you might be able to clean your computer keyboard in the dishwasher. So she organized a bit of an experiment."
Great Bud Light ad.
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Did pirates really say "arrrr"?
"Probably not. Both that phrase and the accent that goes with it are strictly Hollywood. They originated with Robert Newton, the actor who played Long John Silver in the movies and on TV through much of the 1950s." I'm crushed.
Tags: history funny language movies
"I wrote “3pm� in an Outlook email this morning, and the spell checker asked me if I meant MP3."
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates Highlight Reel
"A selection of rip-roaring laughs and jokes from the joint interview between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates at the D5 conference."
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twittering for busy execs
A Muppet Family Christmas part 3
My favorite Muppet joke (maybe ever), happens at 4:03 . . .
"For the first time in advertising history, brand owners are offered the opportunity to buy meda space within someone's mind."
Tags: advertising marketing funny brain
An incredibly helpful news station exposes the dangers/pitfalls of emo.
Tags: funny culture emotions youth video
not funny haha, just like, funny on the inside. LOTI.
A fairly amusing video from Microsoft that features a restaurant conversation between 'advertiser' and 'consumer.' Like Amber said, not funny on the outside, but rather disturbing you're laughing on the inside.
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Such gems as "good luck finding shameful entry-level employment."
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"I’m reading a well-reviewed contemporary novel, trying to look hip. I’m wearing a beret to hide my bald spot. Hopefully one of these young women will talk to me. I am Starbucks."
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Seems that everything is 'becoming a brand'.
Tags: branding funny marketing
Feeley Meeley Game by Milton Bradley
"The game that gives you a funny feeling." So odd.
10 of the Strangest (non-porn) Sex Scenes
Including woman on duck action from Howard the Duck. (Somewhat NSFW)
Inside the interactive mind - or something resembling a mind
Strawberry Frog's process for making websites.
Tags: marketing advertising design internet funny
"A violent demonstration of rage or frustration by a full-grown man in protest of or reaction to a difficult household chore or home-improvement project"
A public service video from the Organic people. Love Obi-Wan Canole.
Tags: funny video marketing food health organic
"I have a philosophy: I post first!"
David Lynch on Product Placement
Tell us how you really feel David.
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"Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes . . . " Amazing rhymes for a furniture salesman."
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Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product
iLaunch: "Today, Apple is releasing a piece of innovative new technology that will forever change the way innovative new technology is released."
"Printable cold sores allow us to take action! Bring these people back down to our level, and tell advertisers that you don't agree with their message. How can you help? It's easy..."
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Mildly Disturbing Greeting-Card Messages.
"Happy Easter! May the blood of Jesus, spilled for you, splatter your holiday with warm crimson cheer."
Hollywood to immortalise pop frauds
Universal is making a Milli Vanilli movie. Thank goodness.
Tags: movies music history funny strange
They sleep 18 hours and party 24.
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The WNYC's Amy Sedaris Craft Challenge Pool
It's food . . . with googly eyes!!!!
Tags: funny photography food flickr
"Make your Valentine’s day STEAMY! Take your Valentine to White Castle on Wednesday, February 14 between 5 and 8 p.m. and enjoy hostess seating, candlelit dining and your own server."
Tags: funny food love relationships
"Rip out all of the faces from the Skymall Catalog. You will see from all of their smiling faces that they are pleased with their liberation. The images can then be used to create data visualizations of Skymall demographics."
Tags: funny demographics magazines race visualization
Graphs for everything you can imagine.
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The problem with one right answer
momus shows the world there is often more than one answer, especially to popular riddles.
Stephen Colbert explains the whole AT&T thing!
"AT&T just bought Cingular? Cingular was already owned by AT&T? Bellsouth owns who?! Let Stephen Colbert help you figure this out!"
Tags: funny video phone mobile business politics
I Survived My Internet Vacation
The dangers of seven days without the web.
Go outside, membership is free.
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"These 'networkers' start conversations with random strangers and often reveal personal information, such as their favourite films or which celebrity they think is most attractive."
Tags: funny socialnetworking community likemind
What happens to their webs when you give spiders different drugs?
Couldn't agree more. Where else are you going to see a BMX slow dance?
Ikea instructions for making Dick in the Box
Inspired by the SNL sketch.
The Confession of an American Jew
"Everybody wants to know, but nobody wants to ask: Why are Jews funny? In search of an answer, WAYNE GLADSTONE travels far from the roads of good intentions."
Tags: funny religion comedy bestarticlesof2006
So completely absurd . . . Don't worry, it's safe for work.
"Weird Al" Yankovic's new music video, from the album "Straight Outta Lynwood"
10 Steps to Guarantee You Make the Digg Front Page
Everything you could possibly need to know.
Vote Chris Christmas Rodrguez to replace Santa this Christmas
Tags: funny holidays video marketing
the latest in junk e-mail trends.
'Beer goggles' effect explained
"Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how 'beer goggles' affect a drinker's vision."
Tags: alcohol mathematics culture funny research sex
Burritos Freed From Sandwich Shackles
A Massachusetts denied an attempted injunction by a sandwich shop to stop a burrito shop from opening on its turf, in turn officially setting the record straight that a burrito is not a sandwich.
"This is a pretty funny flash animation created by Clayborn Creative Consulting. It shows you flags from around the world, and comments that clients would say if the flags were presented."
Tags: design flags funny marketing
An exhibit of urinals that look like flowers, shells and other natural things.
Finally, some honesty in the business.
Tags: funny video advertising business
On the 7th Week...He Kicked Ass
Jeff breaks down this weeks games on Da Bears Blog by comparing the mascots.
Finally, jeans made just for moms.
Colbert Demands Royalties From YouTube/Google Merger
"Colbert demands royalities from Googles recent acquisition of YouTube and runs throught all the great entries in the Colbert GreenScreen Challenge."
Tags: funny video youtube google business media2.0
Should I Make a Flash Site? Flash Website Flowchart.
"As you can see, it gets pretty complicated, but hopefully you can apply this flash website flowchart the next time you are trying to decide whether or not you should create a flash web site."
Pitchfork Reviews Jet's Shine On
This is the most incredible review for an album I've ever seen.
"If you talked to people the way advertising talked to people, they'd punch you in the face."
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Just in! Facebook worth more than Antigua and Barbuda
"Yes ladies and gentlemen, Facebook is reportedly valued higher than the GDP of Antigua and Barbuda."
Tags: funny facebook internet money
"Your sleek design may be more aesthetically pleasing and practical, but it falls apart immediately when used as a weapon. I may be clunky and old-fashioned, but I'm easily heavy enough and sturdy enough to crush a man's skull."
Tags: funny advertising apple
"Just refer to the Catbirdseat Handy Music-Blogger 'Best Of 2006' List Cheat Sheet, and you can quickly and easily have all your favorites categorized for you, and you don't even have to think about it! "
Tags: funny bestof2006 music
The purple monkey comes clean about the whole thing.
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Great list of popular blogs and their stereotypical post.
"The decision to set his résumé in default-font Times–New Roman "deeply, personally, and irrevocably" offended a prospective employer of Seth Hershey Monday."
Three Of Man's Closest Relationships With Brands
"Three of the five deepest emotional investments of local resident Ken Bowman are currently Apple, American Apparel, and Starbucks, sources close to the 27-year-old graphic designer said Monday."
Tags: funny branding business cocreation relationships
The Politically Incorrect Alphabet
"Lacking any tact or decency, I therefore determined to create an alphabet using only subjects that, while they might have been unremarked a few decades ago, are now outside acceptable usage."
Country Snoop Dogg Dogg Gin And Juice
Snoop Dogg listens and sings along to a country version of Gin and Juice that I first saw online. This is incredibly meta in some kind of bizarre way I can't figure out right now.
Aa ATM equation to get your money: "To make a withdrawl, please solve for x: y=264^15/99xyz*2n+1-(Pi+Phi). Then press ENTER."
Tags: funny culturejamming money
THE SHIV IS NIGH! FESTSHIVITIES BEGIN 09.05.06
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A defense of the much-maligned word.
"Authoritatively declaring your mastery of rounded corners, drop shadows, gradients, glows, friendly fonts and The Web2.0 Filter, this card promises to establish your dominance and subdue even the hardiest filter-hater."
"In an exclusive e-mail exchange with our editors, the reclusive vowel talks about what he’s been doing since the year 2000, his investment strategy, and his thoughts on whether we’ve entered a new technology bubble."
Tags: funny interviews web2.0
Time Out Chicago reviews Team Tiger Awesome . . .
Lots of shinyness and bright colors.
Portuguese Football Action Figure
Watch him fall! Again and again and again and again and again.
Tags: funny video soccer cheating
U.S. Trendsetters Go On Strike
"If a collective-bargaining agreement cannot be reached, trendsetters will likely be replaced with scabs."
Further proof there's a place for anything on the internet.
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The story behind the man that powers our president.
Tags: funny video politics germany
An amazing ad on the side of a building from an ex wife to her husband . . .
Tags: funny advertising
Put Your Words in Materazzi's Mouth
Brilliant. An advertising agency tests out copywriter's by having them write subtitles for the Zidane headbutt exchange. (You can also just do it for fun and send to a friend.)
Tags: funny video soccer copywriting advertising viral marketing
Notes on "Sweet Child O' Mine," as Delivered to Axl Rose by His Editor.
"Hi Axl, Just got your manuscript and demo for the song "Sweet Child O' (sic) Mine." I think we need to talk."
Tags: funny bestof2006 criticism music writing
A conversation between an advertiser and a big company about consumer generated media . . .
Tags: funny advertising business marketing cgm
Prove your human by identifying hot people.
"I suppose the football fans will be less than pleased with the example that Zinedine set, but a young headbutter really could do no better than to emulate him in every detail."
The Second Crop of Mac Ads is Finally Here!
Amazing spoof of the current "I'm a Mac" ads from Best Week Ever.
Tags: funny video commercial apple advertising
Only practice could make some World Cup players this good at diving.
Tags: funny soccer video sports cheating
Prince meets the Muppets and sings about Starfish and Coffe.
Tags: funny music muppets video
Disney Uber-Sells Depp's Jack Sparrow
Disney has "registered the trademark for Johnny Depp’s pirate character, Jack Sparrow, in a tsunami of categories, including bikinis and bolo ties and badminton sets, licorice and lemonade and leg warmers, bagels and bowling balls and BBQ mits!"
Pigeons May Coo but They Aren't Cute, the Mayor Says
"Under an unusual agreement, a pigeon-advocacy group has been allowed to scatter corn in a corner of the square [Trafalger in London] for 10 minutes at 7:30 every morning, then leave."
Tags: strange funny london pigeons
Online blackmail for the masses.
"OK, I’ve heard of some strange cooperative marketing campaignsâ€â€but this one takes the cake."
Tags: funny panasonic rmg marketing pr
Figure out how many hours you've spent on the toilet in your lifetime.
Officials in Sydney are going to pipe Barry Manilow music into a park "in an attempt to rid streets and car parks of hooligans." Awesome.
Tags: funny music politics australia
Like "hot or not," but not.
"Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself."
Tags: funny geeks romance relationships software
Colbert Tells College Graduates: Get Your Own TV Show
"His suggestions for securing the U.S.-Mexico border went beyond walls to include moats, fiery moats and fiery moats with fire-proof crocodiles."
Tags: funny politics college celebrity
Wes Anderson American Express Ad
"The brilliant Wes Anderson My Life, My Card ad starring Jason Schwartzman and a cast of, er, um many!"
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Jakob Nielsen's Usability Fighting Styles
XML Thumb Strike! Blue Underline Grab!
Mobile-Phone Models That Improve Upon the RAZR, SLVR, and PEBL.
McSweeney's: "ANGL HAR PSTA"
Shaq compares the guards he's played with to Vito Corleone's sons in the Godfather trilogy.
Tags: funny basketball sports
"I'm not afraid of raccoons or possums...and they are basically stinkless skunks. Has anyone ever heard of a skunk biting someone? They just stink you."
"The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling."
"Hi. The person who sent you this link is a friend who likes you a lot but who wants you to respect their email address, their privacy, and their time."
Top Ten Stock Photography Cliches
"What to watch out for when picking photos for your marketing materials"
Tags: funny design photography stock marketing
"The name's Trev. I'm 27, totally super fucking hip, and am a copywriter at a global ad agency in New York City."
Tags: advertising cartoon funny nyc marketing
The Printer's Devil's Dictionary
Definitions of design terms. My favorite: "Over-analyze, v. 1. To perform even the most cursory critical study of a design artifact. 2. To analyze."
Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster?
Cookie monster tries to come to terms with his monsterous tendencies.
Tags: funny muppets bestarticlesof2006
The PingMag Standards Wish-list
Five things that need to be standardized across the world.
Tags: design standards funny lists
The International Symbol for Man Tells All
A conversation with the symbol that represents man on bathrooms across the country and numerous other signs.
Tags: funny design interviews
My personal favorite: “Rows Of Seated White Men Typing At Conferences�
Tags: funny lists flickr geeks
Tiny Ohio town freaked out by Mario prank
Some teenagers made giant power-up icons out of boxes and the town thought they had been attacked by terroritsts . . .
Tags: funny videogames terrorism
Gawker Walker Tour: A Young Manhattanite Follows the NYU Vomit Trail
Includes a stop at Josie Woods and this quote: "The era of the “blockbuster� party is over and the price elasticity of the Pleasure Principle has been stretched and snapped into the millions of niche gatherings at the shallow end of humanity."
You Got Questions, Ninja Got Answers.
Klosterman's April Fool's review of Chinese Democracy
My favorite line: "Several songs make thinly veiled references to the architect who designed Rose's backyard topiary garden, a move that may confuse casual listeners."
"An average day at NYC indie record store Other Music. Produced by Human Giant for the 2006 PLUG Awards." Starring Aziz Ansari.
Tags: funny video music culture
Microsoft iPod packaging parody
What if microsoft redesigned the ipod packaging?
Tags: funny marketing microsoft ipod design
They call themselves the 13th best sketch comedy website on the internet, I say they're at least 11th.
"There are many reason to pepper a celebrity with fan mail: admiration, a sense of kinship, obsession, even boredom. Any are acceptable, all are believable, until you try to explain your motives to others."
Tags: funny celebrity blogs education
What Web Designers Really Want for Valentine's Day
There's nothing quite like geek humor.
"Use the dream on! patches for as long as your body says you need to and let the unwanted side effects of 21st century life seep away as you sleep away."
If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals.
McSweeney's: "Bran and Plump Raisins, Pregnant With Earthy Promise"
Truly Groundbreaking Advertising Ideas.
"Mom takes her hands off her temples and looks into the camera with a painless, stoic stare, just in time to silently lip-synch the line "The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.""
Tags: advertising funny
Matthew Barney and Bjork Place an Ikea Phone Order
Just in case you were wondering what it might sound like.
Mike Tyson's Punchout Live [Video]
An orchestra and actors perform Mike Tyson's Punchout live in front of your eyes.
Tags: video funny videogames
Top 20 "Best Of" Lists of 2005
The best of best ofs of 2005.
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Do you get less wet if you run in the rain?
An incredibly complex mathmatical answer to a fairly simple question. (By the way, the answer is no, unless you're running to shelter.)
Tags: funny mathematics weather
"Instead of auguring a new day for SNL, maybe it points up what's missing in mainstream rapâ€â€an awareness that it's OK to be goofy. Who needs Biz Markie and Tone-Loc?"
Tags: hiphop funny music nyc video viral television culture
IFILM's best viral videos of 2005. Clearly there are some fantastic videos I missed this year.
Tags: video viral funny bestof2005
Passion of the Spaghetti Monster
A Wired interview with Bobby Henderson, creator of Pastafarianism.
Tags: funny interviews intelligentdesign religion
For those nights when you aren't in any shape to direct the cab driver home.
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"Having written an app for everything already, Google will unveil an API to their cafeteria allowing bloggers to choose what employees will eat at lunchtime  Lutefisk will go ranked number 1 for 47 weeks straight."
Part three in The Official AdLand Advertising Tutorial, the dos and don'ts (as well as some serious advice) for art directors.
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"An interview with Don Wise, creator of "incompetent design""
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How to make a hip end of the year best albums list
"If you don't plan on naming a couple of Import albums that don't come out in this country until the Spring of next year then stop reading right now and get the fuck out of my blog."
Tags: funny bestof lists music
An Open Letter to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
"Have you forgotten the rejection by your own father, Donner, who forced you to cover your nose in black dirt just to please Santa?"
CMYK jokes in advertising. Awesome.
Tags: advertising design colors funny
"He sends letters to 400 tuba players around the country and asks if they would like to be part of a Christmas concert. Three hundred say 'yes.' Woops. Better find a venue."
Socially Awkward Situations During Which It Would Be Acceptable to Mess With Texas.
McSweeney's: "Texas needs you to cover rent "just until I get back on my feet, man, I swear.""
McSweeney's: "Under Center"
"A removable spare tire that also serves as a stealth beverage."
How a room at CERN turned into the message "404: File Not Found"
Readers around the world were polled and the winners have been announced.
Tags: funny branding design sex
Somebody created a subway service advisory about their crush.
Key Points of Creating Viral Advertising
Some fairly amusing, and a few good, pointers for creating that perfect viral ad.
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Important questions from My Blog is Poop
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“Just to make everyone happy,� said the Lord God, “today I’m thinking oceans, for contrast.�
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Why didn't I think of it? Why why why?
The five stages of dealing with The Million Dollar Homepage
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Everything you need to have in a Web 2.0 app
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Systems Engineer "Ray Digerati" enjoys fixing computers and having sex. So he combined the two.
Tags: business craigslist strange funny jobs sex technology posted
The Case For Intelligent Design: Spaghetti as the Creator
Bobby Henderson is getting an $80,000 advance to write The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Reasons Bloggers Hate the Mainstream Media.
McSweeney's: "Bloggers got stood up at prom. By the MSM."
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Coudal Partner's 12 minute short film.
Tags: advertising copywriting funny design movies video posted
Some great URLs including the one for Pen Island (penisland.com) and Mole Station Native Nursery (molestationnursery.com)
Comments from 2001 about the iPod release
Boy, those are a bunch of upset Apple fans. I expect they're eating their words at this point.
Tags: apple funny history ipod posted
Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach's Guide.
"What follows is the best strategy my staff and I have come up with to limit Teen Wolf's effectiveness on the court."
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One concerned Godmother writes a letter to the local newspapers about her Godson's possible addiction to 'camel toad.'
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An Open Letter to the Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney.
"But you and I together can continue the struggle for which Scooter Libby has become a martyr. Between us, we can shove the timid Colin Powells to the side until, as my future girlfriend Ann Coulter said the other day, "it's morning in America again!""
The other night all of New York City smelled like maple syrup. It was really bizarre.
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If Fox News Had Been Around Throughout History
Some screenshots of Fox News' coverage of important events through history
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"NATURE lovers fear that squirrels could become hooked on crack cocaine plundered from addicts' hidden stashes."
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Other Places Jimmy Buffett Wasted Away.
"Slipperynippleberg"
Did you say dogging or blogging? Brits confused
"A survey of British taxi drivers, pub landlords and hairdressers -- often seen as barometers of popular trends -- found that nearly 90 percent had no idea what a podcast is and more than 70 percent had never heard of blogging."
Tags: funny research blogs podcasting england posted
"Jon Stewart is very funny and on his cult US television show he's a rare scourge of the rich and powerful, especially Bush and his court. Gary Younge puts it to him, is he really angry with America, or is he a man on a mission for the next joke?"
Tags: funny television politics media interviews posted
Bugs are pretty much the only thing left without any advertising . . . not for much longer.
Tags: funny bugs art photography advertising posted
How To Turn Your Hamster into a Fighting Machine!!
Who hasn't ever thought of this? (You're lying if you say you haven't.)
His 'Secret' Movie Trailer Is No Secret Anymore
NYTimes covers Robert Ryang's remixed Shining trailer
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Ever wonder what would happen if The Shining was just a little more cheerful?
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BugMeNot requires registration for any "employee, partner, affiliate or legal representative of any site which enforces compulsory user registration" with some great questions.
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Penny Arcade pokes a little fun at the Delta SkyMall catalog
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"I see the entire world as a market. To fill this niche I present you Indie Fantasy League. Um, I mean, capitalism sucks."
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Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
"If two blades is good, and three blades is better, obviously five blades would make us the best fucking razor that ever existed. Comprende?"
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Methods Other Than Song by Which One Can Be Killed Softly.
McSweeney's: "Chinchilla attack"
Photo of a note Bush was writing while at the UN saying he has to pee
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The top 10 most offensive religious jokes (as well as the 10 funniest). Both are very questionable lists.
Oddjack Cultural Oddsmaker: O.C. Season 3
"Seth suggests hiding in Sandy Cohen’s eyebrowsâ€â€500/1"
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Questions democrats should ask Roberts: "Would you consider instituting a casual Friday dress policy on the bench?"
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The modern rules of advertising?
"He has drawn up a list of seemingly unwritten rules which, he concludes, might as well be the Advertising Bible."
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"His color is a lot like yours, but smooth and shaded like Unified. And thinner. No borders. It’s a very chic look. Reminds me of you, back in the day."
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Open Letter to the Kansas School Board
The letter that got the whole Flying Spaghetti Monster thing started
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But Is There Intelligent Spaghetti Out There?
"Is the super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster any match for the prophets of intelligent design?"
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McSweeney's: "Camus is boring. I find Karl Jaspers's philosophy much more enlightening."
Searching for a fake word in the New Oxford American Dictionary
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Boing Boing's $250,000 Intelligent Design challenge (UPDATED: $1 million)
"We are willing to pay any individual *$250,000 if they can produce empirical evidence which proves that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster."
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The cumulative genius of Overheard in New York.
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"Looking at the Google logo, it says to me, "Hi! I'm not very bright and I love looking directly at the sun!""
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SFist bitches out the Blog Business Summit PR department
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Seven Band Names That Would Be Impossible to Book.
McSweeney's: "Canceled Due to Fire"
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Guy Breaks Up with Girlfriend Using PowerPoint
Last years viral PowerPoint was rediscovered thanks to some helpful people at Ask Metafilter and reposted for everyone's enjoyment.
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Late night legend. Wild animal beast. Who will win?
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"et's see: Flown into New York? Check. Booked at the Regency with outrageous demands? Check. Waited on hand and flipper with lavish room service? Check."
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Five California cities that sound kind of dirty
"Fawnskin"
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"As the stories in the Book of Jobs tell it, the iPod is only one of an entire species to come from the hand of this incredibly Intelligent Designer."
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Acts Prohibited by the U.S. House of Representatives' Proposed Flag-Burning Amendment.
McSweeney's: "Assuring the flag that you consider it a really good friend, and then pressuring it to sleep with you."
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An Open Letter to My Doppelgänger.
McSweeney's: "I'm not sure what my rights are vis-à-vis the doppelgänger contract, but in the interest of maintaining my (our?) reputation, I wonder if we could establish some ground rules."
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McSweeney's: "There Are Plenty of Mohicans"
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"I think that the new Apple mouse could be really nice. However, I feel that Apple's choice of cartoon mice could have been better."
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"When the Marx Brothers were about to make a movie called "A Night in Casablanca," there were threats of legal action from the Warner Brothers, who, five years before, had made a picture called, simply, "Casablanca""
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New Yorker: "She’s petite. And I was over in the big run and . . . I am in love. I can’t be cool."
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Types of Stories My Mother Tells
As it begins, you’re pretty sure you’ve heard this one before. Wait, no, maybe this time it’s different. Maybe this time it’ll have an extra nugget of sage advice. Maybe? A catalog of favorite themes.
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Omg?!?!
"Open Media 100, self-proclaimed, self-important bloggers glad-handing every other blogger with WordPress and a stupid idea ….vomit vomit vomit."
Some great quotes about dealing with terrible clients.
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"I’m so Goth, I carry black food dye around in case I have to eat anything that's not black."
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Things My Boss Said to Me Without Elaborating.
McSweeney's: "Quick. Tell me everything of consequence that has happened."
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Forgotten pictures of popular people
Don't miss Hasslehoff's chest hair on page four.
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CNet looks at the top 10 web fads over the last 10 years. Where's Dahler Mendi?
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An Open Letter to the Leader of the Ant Nation Residing in My Bathroom.
"Why do you want to be in my bathroom? What do you seek? There is no food there! Not a morsel. Were you to attack my kitchen, attempt a coup there, I would kill you with the same abandon, but I might be more understanding of your plight."
See what happens when you zoom all the way in.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cruise has tossed off the shackles of Hollywood oppression and is piloting his Scientology-fueled funny car straight towards you."
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Rides From the Amusement Park of My Collective Memory.
McSweeney's: "Custody Battle"
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Does Friendster appeal over wifester and familyster?
The Onion considers just what makes internet social networks appealing
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McSweeney's: "A penny saved is a penny you don't have to earn by writing excitedly about wealth-management investment strategies for baby-boomer retirees."
Anil Dash offers tips to clueless PR people for pitching bloggers
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"“Firefox?� The Rabbi stops and thinks for a minute, rubbing his beard. “Ah yes! The one that blocks all the schmutz.�"
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"No matter how much you loved "Napoleon Dynamite", Vote For Pedro shirts aren't cool anymore."
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Klosterman: "The Ten Best Proper Nouns of the Spin Era That Are Not Albums (or EPs), as Selected by People Who Are Currently in My Office."
The Roving Thoughts of a Liberal Insomniac
Larry David's stream of concsciousness includes Karl Rove and an all child molester army. Strange.
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Ten things I learned about the future at the Wired NextFest
Arstechnica: "In the future, most robots will look pretty much like the robots of the future have looked since at least the 1970's."
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Speak Up!: "I imagine myself getting court marshaled for using the wrong typeface, or having to relinquish my ‘designer hours’ for 5am bugle calls."
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Exclusive: interview with Mr. Sun about the OS X Weather Dashboard widget
Kottke interviews the sun????
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Top Ten Signs You Spend Too Much Time Thinking About Web 2.0
Read/Write Web: "6. Your favorite pickup line: "You show me your API, I'll show you mine.""
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My sad, hungry climb to Internet stardom.
Fruity Juice Brand Attacks Union Square!
No one informed Snapple that even the largest popsicle ever melts in the sun
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Ad Slogans That Would Be Perfect for Levitra, But, Unfortunately, They Have Already Been Used.
McSweeney's: "Like a rock."
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Things Not Overheard at a Conceptual-Art Gallery Opening.
McSweeney's: ""Does naming the work 'Chaos' belie the artist's reliance upon a sparse, monochromatic field, or am I just a pretentious douchebag?""
Playing Dumb with Videogame Clerks
"We sent our spy, posing as a clueless girlfriend shopping for her gamer beau, on a quest for flimflam advice at four major game retailers."
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The Family Guy Salutes Shepard Fairey
Apparently Peter painted a big Obey Giant on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel
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Five subtle editorial changes at PBS
5ives: "Sesame Street abruptly changes name to The Big Bird Factor"
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An Open Letter to the Human Resources Department of the Superfriends.
Are the Superfriends looking for a geneticist to join their ranks?
Half-Assed Erotic Film Classics.
McSweeney's: "Debbie Does Amarillo"
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Things That, If Knowing Is Half the Battle, Might Be the Other Half.
McSweeney's: "25 percent drinking, 25 percent weeping"
The Dark Underbelly of Holy Shit
"An honest HOLY SHIT is one which completely penetrates the PR, the BUZZ, the marketing. It's the moment when you clearly see the value of a technology and how it will permanently alter your world."
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Pickup Lines: The First Drafts.
McSweeney's: "Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals."
An Open Letter to the Totally Impractical Size Chart for Women's Clothing.
McSweeney's: "If only you were a sensible size chart, one using inches, or even centimeters, the world would be a better place"
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An Open Letter to the Eight-Hour Workday.
McSweeney's: "Shoot, when you think about it, an eight-hour day really comes down to a good four hours and 54 and a half minutes, give or take."
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World Beard and Moustache Championships
Now those are some serious beards
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Message that was less than grossly offensive
A guy changes a customer service hold message and when sued, gets off because it was only "offensive" not "grossly offensive"
From the very first moment we suit up for gym, our physical abilities can influence who we become or reveal who we were meant to be: blooming star athlete or total band nerd.
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Going commando? Chavtastic, says dictionary
The dictionary adds words such as "going commando" and "drunk dialing"
How to appear in a hipster photoblog
myblogispoop: "Don't look directly at the camera, look off to the side as if to indicate that something really cool is happening. But please, don't be excited that something cool is happening."
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5 Movies I Wish People Would Stop Quoting
If this were about three years ago Fear and Loathing would easily make this list.
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So you wanna be a hipster . . .
Six requirements (of which you must meet five) to be a hipster
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Who knew perfect sideburns could be so easy?
"Irving Plaza: Seeing Malkmus? Recognize that no matter when you get there, you'll always be watching from under that stupid overhang."
10 Worst Album Covers of All Time
They are bad.
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Five fake urban myths I’d like you to earnestly share with your friends and colleagues
5ives: "Studies show there’s more feces on your doorknob than there is in an actual pile of feces"
Tempting but Ill-Advised Email Auto-Responses
The Morning News: "New ways to let technology filter out the noise of life."
An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer.
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: "Sorry about that. I was drunk, not that I think that makes it OK or anything. I did think I would grab the panties as I left, rather than leave them under the tree like that."
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: "If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day."
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Things That Are Just Barely Thicker Than Peter Gallagher's Eyebrows.
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: "Molasses"
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Top Ten Favorite Words (Not in the Dictionary)
Ginormous and woot made the list.
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forget-me-not panties : with sensatech technology
Panties with built-in GPS technology keep track of your girlfriend for you
5ives: "1. Have Ryan start punching preppies at parties again"
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The guy who wears too much protective gear and the other pickup basketball players in the NBA playoffs.
Look, Nobody Cares That You're a DJ
"You know who you are. Standing behind that deck of turntables, holding one headphone to your ear, being pretentious and aloof as you play with knobs and shuffle through records."
Where Do Mob Nicknames Come From?
The origins of "Tony the Ant," "Big Tuna," and "Joey the Clown."
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An Open Letter to the State of New York.
McSweeney's: "Feel free to use my body as it lies dormant as a site for school field trips. Make sure there is what I will call a "poker stick" next to the bed. Television has told me that kids enjoy taking a stick and poking bodies that don't move, so I
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Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I've Read Some Books on Literary Theory.
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: "Post Raisin Bran"
"A weblog: blogs run by twenty-something Americans with at least an unhealthy interest in computers." Ouch!
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'Daily Show' Personality Gets His Own Platform
NY Times"It will be called "The Colbert Report" - though, if Mr. Colbert has his way, the announcer will pronounce it with a faux-French accent: The co-BEAR ra-PORE."
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Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY!
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A fantastic resource for all those random Vin Diesel fact fanatics
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Good Casino Ads / Bad Things for Someone to Say About Your Mom.
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: "Sundays are still TRIPLE ENTRY DAYS!"
Titles of Sermons to Which Congregants Might Actually Pay Attention.
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: "The Ten Commandmentsâ€â€Loopholes And Safe Harbors: The Technicalities You've Never Thought Of"
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God is Great, by which I mean, Very Very Large
"If you conservatively assume that these are the End Times and that Jesus will soon be completely consumed . . . then he weighs twenty million times more than you, and contains ninety-two
Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...
"They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you."
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The article that changed the world
Overinflated claims in book titles reveal a lack of self-confidence among publishers
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Tic and Tac, Street Performers
Gothamist: "On any sunny afternoon in Washington Square Park, you'll find a large crowd of awed passersby encircling the recessed fountain that serves as a stage for the highflying antics of Tic and Tac, a break-dancing, acrobatic, comedy duo."
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half-RSSed, adj., haff-AHRST: A blog whose RSS feed offers only headlines and not the body text you really want to read.
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The Paper Napkin email rejection service
Give them anyname@papernapkin.net (or paamail.com, to be less suspicious), tell them it's your address, and when they write you, they'll automatically get a response telling them how badly they've been rejected.
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency: "Referring to me as "the Yellow Rose of Texas." [I am not blond, Texan, or jaundiced, and that coat was not yellow, it was camel. Maybe you could refer to me as "the Deathly White Opium Poppy of Northern California." That ha
Idle Words: "But after a while, you begin to notice that all the essays are an elaborate set of mirrors set up to reflect different facets of the author, in a big distributed act of participatory narcissism."
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McSweeney's Internet Tendency: "Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what?"
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The Next Thing Said After Select Famous Phrases.
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: "Mission Control to Neil Armstrong: "Wow, poetic. But between you and us, you're pissing yourself right now, aren't you?""
Heaven Less Opulent Than Vatican, Reports Disappointed Pope
The Onion: ""Where are all the marble statues, sterling-silver chalices, and gem-encrusted scepters?" the visibly disappointed pope asked."
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McSweeney's: "______-______-bo-______-bananna-fanna-fo-______-fee-fy-fo-______. ______!"
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What I Learned Listening to AM Radio.
McSweeney's: "All callers to sports talk radio shows are barely literate Italian kids named Joe."
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Things That Did Not Stay in Vegas.
McSweeney's: "Moral compass, slightly recalibrated"
Yahoo's MAILER-DAEMON Automated Reply for Failed E-mail Delivery Is Getting a Little Too Intimate.
McSweeney's: "I still remember your first message, because you haven't deleted it. It was so beautiful in its simplicityâ€â€the subject line "test" that you sent to yourself. You had me at "@.""
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Cookie Monster Advocating Eating Healthy
AP: " "Even Cookie Monster is learning to control his cookie cravings," Frist told me by e-mail. "His sage advice opened our eyes to the simple joys of a tasty cookie and now reminds us that moderation is the key to healthy living.""
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Bush bares soul with 'iPod One'
On his iPod: "No black artists, no gay artists, no world music, only one woman, no genre less than 25 years old, and no Beatles."
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Are there any better stories than the ones about the drunken charades of a bad college roommate?
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Bartlett's Familiar Quotations.
McSweeney's: "Hey there, my little ... my little cowgirl. I'm Jack Bartlett. Want credit for a quotation? I don't think anyone's laid claim to your phone number yet. Nice. Just ... just one second, let me get a pen." - John Bartlett
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Patent No. 6,004,596: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
WSJ: "Smucker argues that it should be given exclusive rights for its method of sandwiching the jelly between peanut butter and bread."
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Possible Follow-up Songs for One-Hit Wonders
"Whoomp! There It Continues to Be"
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Finally, a way for social networks to stay connected to other social networks, and meet interesting social networks like yourself.
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Quench your thirst for knowledge
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Ten Very Hip Poems That Didn't Go Over So Well at the Poetry Slam Last Weekend.
"That one that didn't involve the word vagina, the phrase "corporate America," or a series of forced, dramatic pauses and gesticulations."
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These instructions apply to pants users only.
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Britney Spears: "Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? "
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Canine birth control for a more humane world
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Interview with the Search Engine
SatireWire: "Jeeves of AskJeeves.com granted SatireWire Editor Treat Warland the opportunity to actually interview a search engine."
Sweep the Leg and Wake the Gimp
The Johnny Lawrence Story. Answering all your questions about the Johnny Lawrence connections between Karate Kid and Just One of the Guys.
Lessons learned from Just One of the Guys
Including some serious revelations about up-to-now unknown connections between Just One of the Guys and Karate Kid. Conspiracy?
Implausible Claims Made by Vanilla Ice in His 1990 No. 1 Hit "Ice Ice Baby."
"I go crazy when I hear a cymbal and a high hat."
They're In on the Joke: Hollywood's Funniest Clique
A look at how Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller and Co. are changing the way movies are made by keeping the whole process insular.
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Thieves make off with three-bedroom brick house
"Board by board, shingle by shingle, for nearly three months, thieves dismantled a three-bedroom brick house in this East Texas town and carted it away until only a pile of rubble was left."
The Medium is Having A Massage
Ahhh . . . postmodern McLuhan humor at it's best . . . almost as good as the old postmodern semicolon joke . . .
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Why Britney Spears Hates HDTV!
The top 10 best and worst looking celebrities on HDTV
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A forum discussion question that attempts to answer how many five-year-olds you could take on at once
The 30 least hot things you can say to a naked woman
This one cracks me up: "Want to join me in the shower? Grouting's more fun with two!"
Rock's Oldest Joke: Yelling 'Freebird!' In a Crowded Theater
It's a Request, a Rebuke, A Cry From the Heart, A Tribute to Skynard
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Couple Sells Candles That Smell Like Jesus
A South Dakota couple makes and markets candles they say smell like Jesus.
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A day in the life of Darth Vader
Current Football Players If They Decided to Spell Their Last Name Like Brett Favre.
Vinny Testavedre makes me laugh
Video rental style
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Thank you Christo!
The 52 Funniest Things About the Upcoming Death of the Pope
I imagine the writer of this New York Press article is going to hell
Here's the recipe you've always wanted
A cartoon that examines the current state of the blogosphere . . .
The 1,121 Words You Can't Put on the Back of an NFL Jersey
Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters.
The real question is why more wine tasters don't use "Wine-a-licious"
At last, I understand the dangers of Google AutoLink!
A satirical look at Google AutoLink
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Berry gets worst actress Razzie
Halle Berry thanked the makers of Catwoman for "putting me in a God-awful movie" when she turned up to collect her worst actress Razzie award.
Attempting to stop all those illegal performances of Happy Birthday
Is this the next Burger King viral campaign?
Lawyer tries to name Boston arena for Jeter
The person who bought naming rights to the FleetCenter for a day wants to call it the Derek Jeter Center
Airbag Industries interviews Jason Kottke on his newfound freedom
Turns out that her secret question was the name of her favorite pet . . . idiot
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These are true works of art
Paris Hilton's Sidekick Was Hacked
Not sure it's true, but this site has her pictures, addresses and notes . . . pretty funny
Daily Show: Bloggers and the Media
Clip from the Daily Show all about blogging
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George Clooney vs. Russell Crowe . . . both are talking serious smack
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A parent's primer to computer slang
Lots of great tips on understand what your children mean when they write "1337"
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Five things you don’t want to hear from someone emerging from a bathroom after 35 minutes
Another great list from 5ives
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Ostrich Ink interviews Whatevs' Uncle Grambo
Details: The Kevin Federline Interview
Some excerpts from KFed's Details interview
Who knew that Jesus' goals-against average was so good?
The Many moods of Mischa Barton
Mischa Barton's range is simply unparalelled
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An interview with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
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Britney's Latest Letter To Fans
Is Britney Spears using product placement in her new letters?
The search engine that searches for all things Doogie Howser
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NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear a Football Helmet Without Suffocating.
A short, but very funny list by McSweeneys
Matters of Dispute: How Catholic is the Pope?
The Guardian answers two important questions: Is the Pope Catholic and does a bear shit in the woods?
Another ridiculous list from your friends at McSweeneys
Although I'm not a huge fan of the movie, there are some funny lines. Now you can play with them yourself at home.
Make your own "I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines day card from the Simpsons
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False evacuation report causes confusion
Someone pressed the wrong button and told all of Connecticut it must evacuate. Wow.
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The Waiter You Stiffed Has Not Forgotten
New York Times article about waiters venting online. Includes the quote, "Last year a server at a Sizzler steakhouse in Norco, Calif., was arrested after a fight with Atkins-dieting customers over whether vegetables could be substituted for potatoes."
Crystal Pepsi: Fan-Page for the Clear Alternative to Cola
Everything you ever wanted to know about Crystal Pepsi
A website that posts auction oddities from all over the web
Not sure if this is true, but it's a great story nonetheless
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The New Social Etiquette: Friends Don't Let Friends Dial Drunk
Nice to see the New York Times finally paying attention to this underreported problem
An amazing article from AM New York calling for boxing gloves for roosters that cockfight
Budweiser Wardrobe Malfunction Ad
If this is too riske for the Superbowl then how good can the commercials be?
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Obviously there was a serious marketing for a children's story about Marijuana
A brilliant way to get your cell phone returned should you ever lose it
It's hard to figure out exactly what made me laugh about this, but I think it's just because penguins are naturally funny creatures
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What Jenna Bush was really thinking at the inaguration
Alf Commentary Episode One, 01.11.05
Flak Magazine does audio commentary for the ALF pilot
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Someone was bound to make tshirts eventually
Interchangable Jappy Chick
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Who puts Necco Wafers above Nerds?
Five items on which a sticker of Calvin has not, to my knowledge, peed
That's Calvin, as in Calvin and Hobbes
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Flash site that allows you to make over Mona Lisa with botox, surgery and the like
At 21 you can drink, at 25 you can rent a car, but what happens after that? Here are some ideas
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What happens when your name is Russell Jones and you live in Brooklyn? People call you up thinking you're ODB
Ever wish you could keep spinning when you come to a stop on your Segway? . . . Now you can!
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Winners of the "I Look Like My Dog" Contest
Cesar dog food ran a contest to see who looks most like their dogs and then took their pictures
Ill-Fated Ideas Borne of a Hallmark Brainstorming Session.
I always wanted to send a "Gerbil Found in Heating Vent" sympathy card
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Jenny, are you there? (867-5309)
Some guy called every 867-5309 in America
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Exploring the ethical ramifications of pet ownership
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Today He Is a Dog; Actually, He Always Was
New York Times covers a dog's Bark Mitzvah
Fooey to the World: Festivus Is Come
NYTimes on the true history of Festivus
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The Onion A.V. club looks at the years best promotional swag
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Homer Simpson uses tabbed browsing
Even Homer's not stupid enough to use Internet Explorer
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Guide to Determine If You Are in a Jerry Bruckheimer Movie.
My favorite is "you are Nicholas Cage"
Woody Allen writes what Mickey would say on the witness stand
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A bunch of Yale students got Harvard to hold up signs that spelled "We Suck"
It's Karate, Kid the Musical - Honor, Friendship, Fisting
IT'S KARATE, KID! The Musical is an outrageous and unconventional riff on the beloved ’80s film.
All-cereal restaurant opens in Philly
From Lifetime Porn Watcher #10,495,102,867
Help available for 'drunken diallers'
Virgin Mobile is starting a service that will allow you to block certain numbers until 6 am
Japanese Sex Manual (Some of it is NSFW)
This is pretty hilarious and includes such important sex techniques as how to hold hands
Some reccomended manner changes
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Finally we have the cutlery innovation we've dreamed of since the spork
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What a single Jewish girl looking for a date really means by her post
How not to get a car out of the water
A step by step guide
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Answers to all the questions you ever wanted to know, like if you had sex at the speed of light would you travel back in time and be having sex with an underaged partner?
Britney Posts A Honeymoon Poem
With lyrical ability like this it's no wonder she's a pop princess
Ugly sign misses the mark in subway
But pretty girls do ride the subway . . . the Daily News swears it
Injuries due to falling coconuts
Two others died instantly in the village after being struck by dropping nuts.
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3 Disk Boxed DVD Set - The First 100 Strong Bad Emails
Available now
The first 100 emails on 3 discs
Conjoined twin needs party date
Craig's List
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Five possible career moves for John Ashcroft
via 5ives
Triumph goes on Crossfire
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2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes
A Do-It-Yourself Guide to This Season's Quickest, Least Expensive, and Spooky-Ookiest Halloween Costumes
iPod Ashlee Simpson Karaoke Edition
The Guilfoile-Warner Papers: A Week Away
his week: the possible effects of such last-minute topics as lesbians, pejoratives, and conservatives vs. conservatives
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave No Billionaire Behind
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F*** my wife for red sox tickets
They're real excited up in Boston
St. Louis Cardinals political advertisements
Why you should root for St. Louis
Your chance to get some good, old fashioned conservative ice cream and knock those dirty hippies Ben and Jerry out of the market!
Just in case you needed to know what had no buzz at the moment
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HELP, I'M STONED, WHO SHOULD I VOTE FOR?
High times weighs in on the presidential race
Snoop Dogg Shizzolated: NoahBrier.com
My website shizzolated
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Snoop Dogg rewords webpages for you
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The 1990 World of Nintendo Catalog
It's got hipster written all over it
Modern Drunkard does it again
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Yes, Both Are Very Clean Peoples
Overheard in New York
This week Rosecrans Baldwin helps a woman whose husband has lost interest in intimacy, with ways to fool her man into bonking
Places Where O.J. Simpson Has Not Found the Killer
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What did the existentialist cow say?
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He's only eating pudding until the NFL comes to the Virgin Islands
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Martial arts at its best
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The rules every fried chicken restaurant must follow
An old Craig's List ad looking for a renter who doesn't wear clothes
An open letter to the advertising industry
Stop treating us like idiots!
Best team picture ever? (Warning: Kind of Nasty)
So good
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“Careful! Poop on there!�
The trials and tribulations of having to bring soiled pants to the dry cleaners
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Ouch . . .
Make your own George W. Bush stump speech!
I always wanted to be a speed bump when I was a kid
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Alternative Names for MoveOn.org.
IdAppreciateChangeButIllSettleForDreadlocks.org
Why Evangelical Christians Should Not Vote for Bush
He makes a good point
Boing Boing has a linking policy
No site with a linking policy may link to them
An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants.
"It's difficult to escape the conclusion that you are engaged in a vast conspiracy to expose the bellies of American women to the ridicule of a hostile world."
The overlap is amazing and profound
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I certainly hope Yoda didn't teach him that
SIX THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT: TEXAS.
Could it be true that "Don't Mess With Texas" was an anti-litter campaign . . . that's so not tough
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You must be a cop.
Votergasm (Warning: Kind of Explicit)
Vote and have sex
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Debate Drinking Game and Not Drinking Game
Get all the rules for everyone's favorite drinking game . . . it only comes around once every four years after all
I pray for the day of his return
I want a Beer & Pizza food court for my apartment
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Disillusioned with Post-College Life
Includes pie-charts of what he thought post-college life would be vs. what it really is
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Another age-old question answered
Brilliant, can't wait to get my shirt
NYC's Offical Rules Of Inclement Weather Umbrella Etiquette
Someone finally says what we've all been thinking . . . buy a new umbrella!
My Blog is Poop looks to compete with Virgin space travel
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What would happen if Maxim editors were to review some classic books?
John Kerry throws a football like a girl
Junky Kerry aint half bad
An Open Letter to the Rental Video Sitting on Top of My Television
Poor Jeepers Creepers II
Britney Spears' life makes me laugh
Instructions for properly blogging the heart
The Guilfoile-Warner Papers: Improving Kerry
In 2001 Kevin Guilfoile and John Warner lampooned the new president in their book, My First Presidentiary. Now, with the real possibility of four more Bush years, they discuss the issues facing today’s voters.
That sums things up nicely
Cleaning pennies with taco sauce
Getting to the bottom of an age old question
Relationships vs. random hookups, which side of the fence do you stand?
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Britney's Wedding Branded 'Trash'
Aguilara lashes out at Britney. That's the pot calling the kettle black if I've ever heard it
Santa Clause beats out Richy Rich on this years list
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Oh man, I want one so bad. I'll take the 36" model.
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Interview with Dan Mazer, Producer of Da Ali G Show
Gives the lowdown on Borat and Kazakhstan
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Big Macs across the earth are hanging their collective head in shame
How could you not be inspired by a yellow circle with a mouth?
Furniture Porn (Images are suitable for work)
What happens when a couple of lawn chairs get together on a hot day?
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How does Ali G keep conning famous guests?
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Britney Spears had chicken wings and hambrugers at her wedding
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
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Everything I've ever taught my son I learned from Super Mario
Opportunities don't come along every day. If you see a strange green pipe leading deep into the ground and you have no idea what's inside, jump into it.
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Five things it would probably be disingenuous for me to rap about
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He found a memory card in a cab and is posting a picture a day for 250 some odd days
Help decide who would win in a fight between Samus from Metroid and fat guy from Ice Hockey. Awesome.
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Advice on desposing of bodies with flair
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Larry David sounds off on undecided voters
Lindsay Lohan's breasts are directly responsible for Hurricane Ivan
He brings up some very good points
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The Godfather horse head prop pillow
I want one
Took me a half hour to figure out the name of these things, when you search for tiger print football pants on Google you come up with nothing
The truth about Kazakhstan
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The Last Gasp of the Sloganator
New slogans for the Bush/Cheney campaign
Thousands of people have signed the petition already, the government's got to listen
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Jesus seeks loving woman
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For those moments when you don't have a narrator following you around
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New viral campaign from Nike
The Onion A.V. Club interviews Hedberg
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George Washington was no hero!
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Items found on the California coastline
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To the MAN who DID his hoochie on my hood!!
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Comparing Paris Hilton to Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I am a man, and you are a woman
Simply brilliant
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Answers to Some of the Tough Questions Posed in the Song “Why� by Jadakiss
Freddie's Blog: Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff!
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What the two party's stand for
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Motley Crue members are getting reality TV shows
Thank the lord
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E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
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Story about two jewish guys who got a stolen car back from a drug dealer
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Students Pay More for Beer Than Books
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'Fat Darrell' hailed as best sandwich in the country
Taking a closer look at the War Medals of George W. Bush
The small print is good
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Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground
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I want a Bob Costas pez dispenser of my own
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Butt Seriously by Sloane Crosley
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Al Qaeda has developed a gay bomb
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The Penis Prank: Do Those Penis Enlargement Pills Really Work?
With charts and graphs
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Talking to the cast of Office Space
photoshop contest
A man and his duck
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Unpublished interview with Bill Murray
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Terrell Owens is completely out of his mind . . . but he makes me laugh
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Bill Simmons Quote of the Day Archive
Gorilla Seeks Help Using Sign Language
Koko gets a full examination and eats a business card
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FTheVote.com: Trade Sex for Votes
Five things you must abandon immediately
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No Box Is Too Small For KY Jelly
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Ugly politics, minus the ugly: Vote Kerry/Edwards (GIF)
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Needed: a Ban on Unsolicited Toe-Licking?
Prayer to save the soul of hipsters
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VillainSupply: Your Online Source For Everything Evil
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The Top 25 Weirdest Items You Can Purchase Through Amazon!
McDonalds Advertising gone bad
Some are funny, some are not
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Gallo's new billboard for Brown Bunny
The news in the form of a signed yearbook cover
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CIA Asks Bush To Discontinue Blog
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When the universe is expanding it can make you late for work
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Simple Guide to the A-List Bloggers
Burglar barred from every UK home
Will Ferrell: A message from White House West
New Molson ad attracts criticism
Sandwich robber asks. . . "Do you want to die for Subway?"
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Highlights and noteworthy policy points from John Edwards
Love the shirt
"I Love the 90s," but She's Not /in/ Love with You
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How to deal with someone stealing your sports section
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Bush's search for clean Cuban hookers goes awry
Girl goes back to school with Gateway and Dell
DeBeers Diamonds Are Worth A BlowJob
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The similarity between the earthquake scale and beer
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Gillette has $1 million worth of razors confiscated at convention
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Some guys top 3 dissapointments in life
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Monica Lewinsky's hot dog reaction
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Teen Claims She Found Joint in Parfait
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Nation’s Liberals Suffering From Outrage Fatigue
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Drunk Talk: A New Crop of Bar Slang
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Four inmates escape, go on beer run
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Powerful White Men, Watch Out (for Ali G)
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Six Perfect Sideburns in Five Minutes!
It's the "oversexed elf" line that made me laugh
Gay marriage/box turtle connection
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Negative Capability (Harpers.org)
A list of things George W. is not
Yahoo! News - Check-Out Woman Hits Self on Head, Claims Robbery
People make me laugh
Minibar culture (Signal vs. Noise)
Mitch Hedberg makes me laugh
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Kottke takes a stab at the future world with Jennings as Jeopardy mainstay
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baldwinization.com - Baldwinizationâ„¢ Centers of America
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The Cheerful Confessions of Ali G, Borat and Bruno
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low culture: That's not reverb, that's delay you're hearing from the mic
Low culture on the delay of the New York Times' trend spotting between sections
The Black iPod; Update: Solved!
Read the last line, once in a while the Gizmodo guys really make me laugh
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Yahoo! News - Man jailed after shooting his testicles
That's a really bad day
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Restop Personal Lavatory System
What ever happened to peeing in an alley?
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The Onion | Good-Citizenship Tips
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X % of email is Spam | Metafilter
87% of statistics are bullshit
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Coca-Cola denied access to top-secret meeting
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Stewart is brilliant and hilarious, read it
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Yahoo! News - Voters Urged Not to Eat Their Ballots
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BBC NEWS | Scotland | Beer device cheers football fans
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Yahoo! News - Wilson, Parra Made to Wear Wrong Jerseys
The Mets can't get anything right
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low culture: It's Must Repent TV!
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Boing Boing: Star Wars/Office Space mashup
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DMX arrested for attempted car-jacking
The New York Times > Opinion > Op-Ed Contributor: Thou-Shalt-See TV
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Hatebeak and Longmont Potion Castle at REPTILIAN RECORDS
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Judge removed for "shaving nether regions"
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The 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles !
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Toshiba SD-P5000 15-Inch Not A Monitor
the joke at the end of the entry made me laugh
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Feds haul passenger off cruise ship in cuffs for marshmallow incident
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CollegeHumor.com : New Funny Pictures, Funny Movies, and Funny Hotlinks Daily!
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The name says it all . . . everyone's doing it!