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An Open Letter to the Leader of the Ant Nation Residing in My Bathroom.

"Why do you want to be in my bathroom? What do you seek? There is no food there! Not a morsel. Were you to attack my kitchen, attempt a coup there, I would kill you with the same abandon, but I might be more understanding of your plight."

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