Dec 11
2008
Fuck You, Penguin
I hat to interrupt all the serious stuff around here, but every once in a while (read: day) the internet tosses you something truly outstanding. Today's oustandingness is Fuck You, Penguin. The idea, as explained right under the site's title, is simple: "A blog where I tell cute animals what's what." (Except it says all that in all caps.)
Entries include Red "Panda" trying to steal panda thunder, Platypus: the ultimate buzz-kill and Moose are the biggest dorks ever. Enjoy.
Sigh. Reminds me of my own shortcomings: last summer a few friends got tipsy and started www.yourbabyislame.com - to tell babies what's what. It was all set to be the first in a family of sites. Your Puppy is Lame, Your Car is Lame, Your Foreign Policy is Lame, etc. Too bad we lost steam after sobering up - YBIL would be KILLING. There's something too good about mocking the innocent.