I’m not quite sure what to do with all these. So here they are, for your enjoyment (in order of preference):
1. Forget-me-not panties: Sensatech technology keeps track of your girlfriend for you, look better and fit more comfortably than the chastity belts of yesteryear.
2. The Guns N’ Roses Self-Similar Midi Synth: What happens when you speed up entire GNR songs to a less than a second than use entire songs to make up another GNR song. Just listen.
3. Ringtone Dancer: This guy really loves to dance to ringtones (and to dress up in absurd outfits).
4. Miss Beazley Bush: Help educate Bush’s dog to attack liberals.
5. TheBrainFreeze: Watch people get brainfreeze. Always funny.
That’s it. If you’re really interested, here’s an explanation.