Fuck You, Penguin
I hat to interrupt all the serious stuff around here, but every once in a while (read: day) the internet tosses you something truly outstanding. Today’s oustandingness is Fuck You, Penguin. The idea, as explained right under the site’s title, is simple: “A blog where I tell cute animals what’s what.” (Except it says all that in all caps.)
Entries include Red “Panda” trying to steal panda thunder, Platypus: the ultimate buzz-kill and Moose are the biggest dorks ever. Enjoy.